Friday, October 13, 2006

Consider the Blackbird Scientist

Stress is an undeniable part of living in the modern world. To differing degrees, all humans feel stress--and we all cope with it on a daily basis. Our coping mechanisms can include yoga, alcohol and various prescription medications, among other things. How we handle stress can help to shape our well-being--so it's important to find out exactly what calms you.

There was an article I read several weeks back about the European Blackbird, and how the urban contingent of this species actually responds better to stress compared to its forest-dwelling counterparts. One reason given for this lower level of stress in the urban blackbird is the "anthropogenic food supply in cities". Basically, this means they eat our scraps. They fly around from place to place, cavorting with their little hippie bird friends, and scrape by on whatever food they are able to find: sort of like the ornithological equivalent of hoboes.

I can't help but think that if I had wings and an endless food supply that I didn't have to cook or buy at an overpriced deli, I might be pretty laid back, too. If I had a gizzard, I wouldn't worry about how I am going to pay a 'doctor' to take a screaming drill to my molars. If I had a simple mating ritual, I wouldn't have to brush my hair or wear pants. If I had a nest, I wouldn't need Craig's List.

My interest in this story, though, was only partially in its content. The other half was in the people that came to the conclusions. They are scientists, somewhere in Europe. They wake up each day, drink their coffee, shake their head at the sorry state of global affairs, and kiss their wife or husband goodbye. They go to a lab somewhere, wave hi to the lab receptionist.

Then, they sit down in a room, rest their chin on their hand like Rodin's "Thinker", and they consider the blackbird. They wonder aloud with colleagues about whether a twitter means contempt, or a flutter betrays fear. I picture them putting devices on blackbirds to record biological responses. I see them wringing their hands in frustration because the blackbird they playfully named "Beakatrice" won't respond to stimuli.

These are likely people who finished at the top of their class. They spent hours studying worms, and did their dissertation on Digestive Tract Maladies of the African Warthog. The world continues its search for a cure for cancer, but there are those out there who are closer everyday to discovering what keeps a blackbird up at night.

None of this, of course, is meant to belittle the efforts of these people. I am sure their work is important in some circles. But it helps me to think about blackbird stress testing, and the people that conduct it. Thinking about these kinds of people--along with beer, laughter, breathing, family, friends, sunshine and sandwiches--helps me to deal with my own stress.

Sometimes perspective is all you need to help cope with stress. And sometimes perspective is only an imaginary blackbird scientist away.

Monday, October 09, 2006

A couple of new ones...

Two new articles for your perusal:

Oktoberfest in America

The Closing of CBGB in New York

Hope you all had a great weekend.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Crazy, Gnarly, Spicy

All of us get songs stuck in our heads from time to time. Whether it is the song you just heard on the radio, or the one that guy was whistling on the elevator--music is contagious.

Some songs are welcome; they stay in your head simply because you like them. Others stick despite your keen dislike for them. I will sometimes take advantage of the latter by leaving voice messages for friends, and inserting the odd lyric from Gordon Lightfoot or the Spice Girls. The thought of a friend that is suddenly mentally crippled by the sound of Scary Spice repeating, ad nauseum, what she really, really wants--well, it can help get you through the day.

I am as susceptible as any to catchy songs. The most recent culprit is the song "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley. The more I heard it, the more I liked that song.... so I bought it on iTunes. I was listening to it yesterday on the way to work, and it latched onto my brain like a parasite that sweats superglue. Normally, this wouldn't be that unpleasant, but....

My attention span can be short. It can be particularly short in my current job, and Gnarls only made it worse.

A co-worker approached me, wanting to answer a question that I had asked via email:

"So, the project you were referring to is still not in the system. If you can put it in there and assign it blah blah blah"

I don't really know if this is what the person said, because at some point Gnarls took over. And though my eyes were on my co-worker, my mind was on:

"I think you're CRAYY-ZAYYY. I think you're CRAY-ZAAAY." I was staring and nodding my head, but nothing but Gnarls was getting through. I hope I didn't mouth the words.

Another cubicle compatriot said hello, and launched into something or other. I'm sure my ear drums were sending the message to my brain, but my brain was at a dance party.

Them: "Worky, Worky, Blah, Blah, Synergy"

Gnarls/Me: "Who do you think you are?? Hahaha! Bless your soul! You think you're in control? I think you're CRAYY-ZAYYY!"

It was debilitating, and kind of a blur. I think at one point in our very one-sided conversation I may have moved my hips a little in a seated dance. I have not yet been called into anyone's office, so I think I may not have been as obvious as I thought.

Realizing now how dangerously agreeable Gnarls is, I didn't listen to them on the way to work today. Today, I have to get some actual work done. The first task, of course, is removing this horrid, self-inflicted Spice Girls from my head. I don't want to have to be their 'Lov-ah' all day.

Monday, October 02, 2006

New Articles, New Sites

Hope everyone had a great weekend.

Here are links to some articles I wrote for a couple of sites --

The first is called Debonair, and it's a new online men's magazine covering everything from style to travel, nightlife to technology. The article is on Fantasy Fest down in Key West (apologies for a couple of minor typos). I hope to be writing more for this site in the near future.

Fantasy Fest Article

The second is called Site Bits, and is an urban culture/travel site, with brief snippets about interesting things in cool places. This one is about a bar in the East Village. I should be writing more for these guys as well; mostly brief reviews of places/events/happenings in NYC.

Site Bits

As always, let me know what you think, and thanks for reading!