Unprepared.

I knew it was Halloween, but it seems I forgot what that means.

I don't have any candy right now. I looked -- the closest I have is a package of mini-Pringles, a pack of chocolate pizzelles, a can of Guinness and some chunky peanut butter.

If I lived in a house, I think mine would be the house the kids would egg. I am the Halloween Scrooge.

Bah Humboo.