Friday, February 10, 2006

Feelin' Crappie??

I'd like to tell you about a website called Crappie USA. The Crappie USA website is a tribute to all things Crappie. You can get Crappie apparel, Crappie attractants, Crappie artwork and Crappie jewelry. And before you get all class-clown on them, you should know that they’ve heard them all. So, please… don’t embarrass yourself.

Please consider giving a Crappie gift this February 14th. A decorative Crappie pendant is a perfect way to tell your special someone how you feel. Plus, a portion of the proceeds benefits the Crappie Kids Scholarship Fund! Have a heart this Valentine’s Day, and get Crappie!

Seriously, get Crappie, and check out the Crappie USA Online Store on the left navigation bar!

Anyway, I just thought you should know.

P.S. For the angler with a more international flair, check out Crappie World magazine.

P.P.S. For those who prefer to judge Crappie USA rather than experience it, I will simply say that there are no finer patriots in this country than those that are members of Crappie USA! We are proud to be Americans. E Pluribus Unum.

P.P.P.S. Crappie are fish.

1 Comments:

At 10:45 AM, Blogger Nate said...

The nicer name is sunfish.

 

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